Clean Comedy

The friars in Australia have told me about Brian Regan.

Here is a segment on men and women:

And  a little military humor:

And just to see if you can breathe through it:

Marron Fishing

Marron: 3, Friars: 0

Winner of Best Use of a Pumpkin

Forget pies and jack o lanterns.

I Won’t Grow Up

The ever-juvenile male mind.

Cell Phones in Church

Got to hand it to those Presbyterians. Notice that last remark about shoes and shirts. I grew up in California. Makes perfect sense.

My posting this is a bit ironic, since the alarm on my phone went off this morning during Lauds and instead of turning the alarm off I hit snooze, so it went off again an minute later. Bad friar.

Hat tip to Brian.

Blind Cricket

New sport for manly men.

Would never get away with this on American TV.

hat tip Other Mary

Stupid Boys

This is classic.  Obviously, they did not read the instructions in the Dangerous Book for Boys.  They figured the pictures were enough.  Notice also the camera-girl laughing.

This is why men get a bad name.  Funny thing is we generally never regret having done stuff like this.

Reminds me of something Anthony Esolen wrote:

Never marry a woman who does not laugh at your jokes or your buffoonery.  That is one of the nicest ways in which men “serve” women, and women respond by taking delight in the antics.  That is why God made impersonators of Marlon Brando, Sean Connery, and Homer Simpson.  It may in fact be the principal justification for the existence of Marlon Brando, Sean Connery, and Homer Simpson.  This rule is simply an instance of the more general rule that you should never marry a woman who does not genuinely admire you, nor should a woman marry a man whom she does not admire.

Vortex Cannon!

Too awesome for commentary.

Catuppance

Finally, a sane Cat article from the left wing media.

Photo credit: StuffOnMyCat.com.

By Request of the Lords and Ladies of Lepanto

I wash my hands.