Forget pies and jack o lanterns.
Got to hand it to those Presbyterians. Notice that last remark about shoes and shirts. I grew up in California. Makes perfect sense.
My posting this is a bit ironic, since the alarm on my phone went off this morning during Lauds and instead of turning the alarm off I hit snooze, so it went off again an minute later. Bad friar.
Hat tip to Brian.
New sport for manly men.
Would never get away with this on American TV.
hat tip Other Mary
This is classic. Obviously, they did not read the instructions in the Dangerous Book for Boys. They figured the pictures were enough. Notice also the camera-girl laughing.
This is why men get a bad name. Funny thing is we generally never regret having done stuff like this.
Reminds me of something Anthony Esolen wrote:
Never marry a woman who does not laugh at your jokes or your buffoonery. That is one of the nicest ways in which men “serve” women, and women respond by taking delight in the antics. That is why God made impersonators of Marlon Brando, Sean Connery, and Homer Simpson. It may in fact be the principal justification for the existence of Marlon Brando, Sean Connery, and Homer Simpson. This rule is simply an instance of the more general rule that you should never marry a woman who does not genuinely admire you, nor should a woman marry a man whom she does not admire.
Apparently the sexual revolution was not actually a reaction against prudish Christian morality from the Victorian Age, but rather a rebellion against prudish pagan morals of the Lower Palaeolithic Age. It started with an argument over whether fig leaves were sufficient covering. The prudes insisted that they start killing animals and using their pelts for clothing, and the poor unhugged libertines reacted by organizing sit ins in front of animal holes and whittling naked people out of fire wood.
(For those whose sense of humor is on life-support, this is a joke. Keep the comments jovial and friendly or stay in your cave.)
Let’s stick with the practical and necessary. This will make mom proud.
All the instructions are there. A bit on the expensive side, but I bet some ingenuity and mom’s shopping expertise will solve that problem. There are also videos to aid with the construction and some tantalizing demonstrations to keep the boys motivated: