A New Hope for America?

Spew Warning: swallow your coffee before clicking.

The Field of Candidates

Don’t be drinking anything when you open this.

My sentiments exactly.

Why Every Man Needs a Castle with a Moat

And every castle should have one of these, in case fluffy gets beyond the moat.

No really.  Isn’t the cartoon true to life? Cats are so manipulative. Very unchivalrous.

Not So Top Secret Idea for All Hallows Weapon

Use your imagination:

More on how it works:

And finally, the geniuses’ website.

For all you who have no idea what this has to do with All Hallows, you have to come to our All Hallows Eve feast day celebration on October 31 to find out.

I am planning ahead.

Gray Matters

This should turn up the heat. Too funny. Too true.

Hat tip to Jen.

Sold to the Knights of Lepanto!

The last known photograph taken of Tolkien is being auctioned off with a first impression of The Hobbit. Now while the book may be out of our league the photo is only valued at £400-600.

Now all one of you has to do is get a ticket for London. You have plenty of time. The auction isn’t until March 18. Make sure you bring a attache case of sterling with you, and presto.

I will gratefully accept the donation on behalf of the Knights of Lepanto, and of course the photo will be displayed in the Tower of Lepanto for all the professed knights to see. Thank you very much.

That was Tolkien’s favorite tree, by the way. Any tree chopping orc would have had to deal with that cane, I am sure.

RVD2

Even Dorkier.

Update: Content warning.  Young children may find this frightening, or on the other hand, they may pester you to play it over and over.  See comments.

Force-ful Longsword

Somewhat awesome. Not bad for a couple of punks.

Couldn’t resist.

All Hallows Survey II

Come on guys. We need some ideas. If you don’t come up with something we are liable to do something on a Star Wars theme. Like this:

Here is the site of the rocket’s creators.

The sound was edited out, but I found the original–what they did not want you to hear:

And finally, I discovered that the video was even altered by the government to hide the truth concerning U.F.O.’s. Here is the undoctored video. Sorry, the Porkins audio has been omitted. Just imagine the two together:

Excuse the language at the end of the clip.

All Hallows Survey

We will be gearing up for the All Hallows (Halloween) extravaganza: Holy Mass, kids in saints costume, supper, costume contest, games and the usual mayhem.

What should we do this year?

How about a pumpkin canon?

You know we could do it.